[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(Source: conversationparade)
Remember:
Daleks are cruel
Daleks are vicious
Daleks are thoughtless, genocidal destroyers of worlds.
But, first and foremost,
Daleks are British.
The single best thing a Dalek has ever said.
| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
(Source: wholockappreciationblog, via doctorwho)